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Sep 21 2008   2:06PM GMT

On the Lighter Side of Security

Ken Harthun Ken Harthun Profile: Ken Harthun

Security’s a serious subject sometimes causing us to get a bit too deep in concern over the potential and real threats we face. So, today I’m going to lighten it up with a bit of humor. In the sixties and seventies, it was common to see this sign posted in mainframe computer rooms:


Alle touristen und non-technischen lookenpeepers! Das machine is nicht fur fingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzen sparken. Das machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur gerwerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das cottenpicken hands in das pockets. Relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.

I was amused to find that there’s now an Internet version:

Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sightseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.

When I get a round tuit, I’m going to do a security version.

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