Quality Assurance and Project Management

Jan 9 2009   9:55AM GMT

Top 10 reasons to prove software development is an easiest job

Jaideep Khanduja Jaideep Khanduja Profile: Jaideep Khanduja

Software development is the easiest task and requires no development or quality standards, provided you are ready to manufacture software which:
– Is full of bugs
– Has no buyer
– Is never ready to launch
– Has success-failure ratio as 0:100
– Is ready for unlimited budget inflow
– Is only for the purpose of keeping teams busy

Top 10 reasons to prove that software development is the easiest task on this earth provided you are ready to follow the guidelines mentioned as below:
10. Develop the software with no requirements in mind
9. Follow no standards
8. Keep the customer away during development and testing
7. Don’t select a good team of developers and testers
6. No follow meetings
5. Keep your developers on their toes. Let them not stick to their work. Keep giving them new work in between, or moving them from one sub-module to another before they completion
4. Involve testing team only in the end that too with too little time in hand
3. Keep top management happy by reporting to them about the happy state of development
2. Don’t divide the work proportionately among developers. Let them chose what they want to do
1. No owners of the product

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