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October 16, 2019  2:51 PM

Plush giraffe perturbation

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A robot hand has been taught by OpenAI to successfully solve a Rubik’s Cube in an average time of four minutes.

“So what?” you ask, being the unbearable Rubik’s Cube expert you are....

October 9, 2019  12:46 PM

Rebekah Vardy’s out of the party

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Coleen Rooney has detailed the detective work that went into unmasking Rebekah Vardy as the alleged mole of her private Instagram account.

Adopting the standard celebrity...


October 2, 2019  3:57 PM

Mark Zuckerberg’s existential threat

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When we heard that some of Mark Zuckerberg’s Q&A sessions with his Facebook massive had been released by The Verge, we hardly expected to witness a grand...


September 26, 2019  12:00 PM

Alexa takes the L

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Amazon has revealed it will soon be introducing an option for users to change its Alexa virtual assistant’s voice to that of self-appointed Kangol ambassador Samuel L Jackson.

The...


September 18, 2019  1:39 PM

Board yourself before you bore yourself

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Gatwick has announced it will become the UK’s first airport to use facial recognition cameras for passenger boarding on a permanent basis, condemning those...


September 11, 2019  4:00 PM

That don’t impress Ma much

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Over to Hangzhou now, where the richest man in China has thrown himself the mother of all retirement bashes by performing in...


September 5, 2019  11:24 AM

The wrong trainers

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Now, don’t get us wrong: we’re as jittery about living in a future of wearable technology as the next milquetoast loser. Some nights we can’t even sleep due to the nagging noughties fear that our mobile’s slowly doing a mini-Chernobyl on our head whenever we make more than a...


August 28, 2019  9:43 AM

Don’t upset the Apple Card

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Apple has reiterated its searing contempt for the hoi polloi that uses its products by releasing a physical credit card...


August 15, 2019  12:12 PM

God is a fridge

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A teenage girl has turned to her family’s smart fridge in a desperate quest to reach Twitter followers, after her mum...


August 7, 2019  11:54 AM

8chan history

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As we watched a former porn site merchant’s video statement, him sat there in front of a Benjamin Franklin backdrop to the sound of a military bugle call, defending 8chan’s white supremacist propaganda from his pig...


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