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A 75 year old woman faces up to three years in prison for damaging property, but what’s really annoyed everyone is that her actions cut off internet supply (Facebook, Twitter and of course porno) from Georgia and Armenia.
So how did this evil mastermind do it? Well, while collecting scrap metal on the village of Ksani, she came across a fibre optic cable and thought it looked like it’ll get her a few bob to either fund her terrorist regime or a nice new pair of dentures.
She cut the cable and took it home unaware two countries had lost access to lolcats, upsidedowndogs.com and even Downtime (the irony).
The cable was repaired within hours as thousands complained of the inability to poke, but now the pensioner could face hard time.
Considering her age, she should get let off with a warning.
Something like this:
WARNING DO NOT CUT THIS CABLE!!