We had to put up with a load of tat being released for the Royal Wedding and you'd be forgiven for thinking that would be that.
The "sand flea" is not an insect you would find on a camel in the Sahara, it is actually a new robot being developed to help the US Military conduct reconnaissance missions.
Arguably, a large part of Apple's success is the style of its technology gadgets, but Apple's emphasis on the aesthetic could cost the company a lot of money.
Apple's appeal across generations is another of its strengths, but that too may prove to be an Achilles heel in the case of US...
In this day and age, who can say they are not guilty of fiddling in much the same way as the SNP's Angus MacNeil who was caught at it during a debate in the House of Commons.
Unfortunately for the MP, he was seen by Speaker John Bercow and rebuked for fiddling with his smart...
A stream of fanboy refugees winding down Regent Street, equipped with sleeping bags for a rough night on the pavement can mean only one thing: a new Apple product is about to hit the shelves.
This time, of course, it's the new iPad - complete with the magical properties of retina...
Burglary 101: Always check there are no computing devices in the room before liberating any of the goods because someone may just be watching.
Twitter has added another string to its ever impressive bow of usefulness.