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May 17 2010   3:02PM GMT

The Mystery of the Russian Server Room (PLUS a Server Room Hall of Shame Slideshow!)

Michael Morisy Michael Morisy Profile: Michael Morisy

A week ago, after coming across some rather graphic server room pictures (SFW unless your office believes in the sanctity of server equipment), I asked the community for its favorite server room DIY or horror stories, promising the winner fame and fortune (or at least some free swag). Well, we have a winner: IT Knowledge Exchange member Batye’s tale of a Russian server room that might’ve stumped the Hardy Boys. As thanks, we shipped Batye free copies of:

And below, our retelling of Batye’s chilling tale, plus a server room Hall of Shame slideshow!
MOSCOW – IT was six years ago when Batye’s brother asked him for a quick favor: His Russian friend’s servers were acting up. Everything would work fine and as expected and then, inexplicably, they couldn’t ping one of the machines. A few hours later, however, the server would mysteriously come back, reset.

This went out without any apparent cause: Total breakdown in communication, only to return again later. It wasn’t a virus, and all the hardware seemed to be fully functional, until it completely disappeared.

The facility was quite modern: Secure parking, video security, armed guards with AKM’s and Saigas. The office even required passing a facial recognition scan to access the facilities. After having a specialized name badge made up, complete with his photo and a unique barcode, he was given access to the server room, the epicenter of the irregular crashes.

The scene made our leaked server room pics look like a networking Taj Mahal: The server room was a refinished washroom/utility closet. Nobody had bothered to put in server racks, leaving the high-end equipment and air conditioner to sit directly on the floor amid moldy walls and leaky pipes.

The problem quickly became apparent: Anytime someone flushed the toilet, water (one prays) from the leaking pipes got on the UPS. The UPS’ surge protection would kick in, automatically powering itself down along with the servers connected to it, hence the disappearing pings.

A few hours later, the air conditioner would dry up the flushed water and the UPS would reset itself, and all would be more or less right with the world again – until someone else needed to go.

Blame the setup on new fangled IT theories: The server room was managed by a 17-year-old kid, the son of one of the company’s executives.

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    just a short update about life of the server in Russia.... I'm just off the phone with one of my Polish/Ukrainian customer - his Co. have office in Moscow... last week Russian Police in Uniforms with badges ad weapons drop by the office " fishing trip" to check for pirated software... with out search warrant.... the police took most expensive server away under pretenses police department IT will check server for pirated software... leaving paper slip - server been taken away.... to local/regional police station for investigation today IT office manager called police station and asked - when server would be returned back to the office... after few hours (6 hours) on the phone - he got advised by local Russian Police station officer. - server never get to the evidence rooms - it got lost on the way... but paper slip - is still valid...
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