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Jul 17 2014   5:28PM GMT

Humor: Password tattoos

Ken Harthun Ken Harthun Profile: Ken Harthun

Tired of resetting certain students’ passwords numerous times (will they EVER remember them?), this administrator replied to an instructor’s request for a password reset with this email:

It’s on the way to you.

Please send him to see me ASAP for his tattoo. My new policy is that after the third password reset, the student must change the password in my presence and have it tattooed permanently on the inside of his or her left arm. The password tattoo, which will be in black 36 pt.  Droid Sans with slashed zero and European 7 and Z glyphs, is free. There is a $100 extra charge for aesthetic enhancement unless the student prefers to do it herself. I would encourage you to instruct them on how to design graphics around their password so that it also serves as a mnemonic. I have attached an example for your reference.

Optional: Students who don’t know how to type or otherwise operate a computer may purchase the RFID package ($150) in lieu of the tattoo. I will implant the chip in their forehead, allowing them to log in by simply banging their head against the PC (something I have been doing much more frequently these days).

Oh, I forgot to mention this: my tattoo gun is currently in the shop. Until I get it back, all tattoos will be done using the old sewing needle/thread/India ink method. This is much more painful, but just as effective.

If you or your students have any questions about this policy, feel free to drop me a line.

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