If you’re not familiar with whitehouse.org you’re missing out on some great political humor.
Check out Operation Mandatory Patriotic Tattoo. Here’s an exerpt:
UPDATE: Governor Ridge Formally Launches O.M.P.T. – Click Here to Read Details! – Operation Mandatory Patriotic Tattoo is NOW UNDERWAY! Skilled Federal Tattoo Technicians have established kiosks at bankrupt K-Mart stores in YOUR area. By authority of Presidential Executive Order #13251-B, local liberal media outlets across America have been ordered to assist with the coordination of tattooing the populace. Contact your local FOX NEWS affiliate to determine when YOU must report to be emblazoned with the only proof of patriotism that is recognized by the United States government.