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Jun 30 2014   6:47PM GMT

Humor: Lighten up – it’s Monday (Warning: Language)

Ken Harthun Ken Harthun Profile: Ken Harthun

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mega-icon-smiley-thumbs-upA bit of security humor to brighten up your Monday. Hopefully, you’ll be able to enjoy a short week and long holiday weekend.

Password Reset Dialog

WINDOWS:  Please enter your new password.

USER:  cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:  boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:  1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case
character.

USER:  50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case
character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER:
ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:  Sorry, that password is already in use.

USER:
IgiveUp!

WINDOWS:  Thank You, your password has been changed

Have fun and be safe!

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