Mar 4 2009 10:03AM GMT
Posted by: Jaideep
software development,
software testing,
Project Management,
Software Project,
Quality Goals,
software quality,
SQA,
SQC,
product development,
project documentation,
organizational goals,
time to test,
development plan,
Project Plan,
Test Plan,
test case,
implementation plan,
project close-out,
top management requirements,
requirements analysis,
business requirements,
change management,
Risk Plan,
Risk Management,
Software Repository,
Code library,
Code repository,
test case repository,
project standards,
project methodologies,
software development standards,
software development methodologies,
test standards
1. Quality Goals are meant only for Quality Department: No department other than quality (project management, product development, documentation, general management etc.) has to read, understand and learn about the quality goals of the organization. It is only the responsibility of quality department and quality staff. So keep performing without ‘quality’ in it. After all the quality has to do its job.
2. Don’t define your quality goals: If quality goals have such a low value in the organization, don’t document it. Because even if it gets documented, it will be never read or adhered to. Why waste efforts and paper.
3. Give least time for testing: In your project development plan, keep least time between the release time and development finish time so that quality people get least time to test the product and thereby least burden to the production/development team.
4. Have a highly versatile and flexible project plan: Build a scope of huge flexibility and versatility in your project plan/ development plan/ testing plan/ implementation plan to make it a never ending project.
5. Don’t focus on customer top management requirements: Just focus on the user’s and department’s requirements while freezing customer requirements in requirements freezing stage. Discard top management in all briefings, findings and their requirements analysis at any stage. This may make you success in all stages except the final project close-off stage, which will never come in this scenario.
6. Adopt no methodology: Don’t try for any world class standards or methodologies in your project management even if you have any world class projects in hand. Be assured that both situations will go hand in hand for a long run. So no need to worry.
7. Learn the art of converting inadequate into adequate: Project in your review reports at all stages that situation is under control with an art of projecting inadequate efforts, planning etc as adequate.
8. Never change: Have a firm belief that priorities have no meaning. Keep working on your pace as per your desire. Don’t prioritize and re-prioritize anything, ever.
9. Risk: If your trust yourself, be firm that there is any risk to assess. There is no requirement of risk assessment and risk planning in your projects at any stage.
10. No Repository: Who says – there has to be a library of codes and test cases for instance? Why create a repository? You have enough time to work and re-work on anything.
Feb 18 2009 10:02AM GMT
Posted by: Jaideep
Project Management,
Software Project,
SQA,
QC,
Quality Assurance,
Software Quality Control,
SQC,
QA,
product development,
product manager
When work pressures are too high, deadlines are on head, we tend to bypass our own standards, procedures and policies. A product manager if affords to skip testing for that purpose, that means he is committing a crime which is quite serious offense. Any management supporting this idea becomes part of the crime. Testing on ‘wish’ of a person (the product manager), depending on time availability or delay in development clearly states there are no plans in reality. If development of the product is delayed, the implementation can be delayed, whatever be the pressure from customer. If customer is befooled by declaring that the product is ready to launch (which has in actual not been tested properly, and customer is unaware of this), that means the customer is being cheated.
The whole scenario calls for a delay or failure, but who cares – there is no discipline being followed and the confidence is – “we will handle any situation”. Had the product launch been delayed by clearly stating to the customer (or to the top management, if pressure if from there) that the testing and fixing of bugs will take some more days, the customer (or top management) would have always welcomed the decision and would surely have understood your compassion (and passion) towards product, organization and the customer. Definitely it is a call for troubles during launch and implementation stage if the ‘testing’ has been bypassed.
If this is so, we still are the same as we were, have learnt nothing from the past and are betting for failure in success. That also means that QA is being displayed as a ‘showpiece’ to customer or to top management.
Endnote – if you have an opinion that ‘testing’ or QC of the product is a useless activity, if you believe most of the bugs reported by the testers are useless, you are as right as your highest level commitment towards the product, development, yourself, your customer and your organization.