I did tech support for a computer company a while back and often got calls on one system where the user would complain they could not see their cdrom drive on their laptop. One of my favorite calls went like this:
Caller: “I can’t see my cdrom drive”
Me:”How do you have it attached?”
Me:”You mean the one with the tag on it that says ‘for use with floppy drive only’?”
Caller: (long pause of silence)… “OK, I’m a dork. Thanks!”
Hey well at least I didn’t have to say it! lol.