Comments on: If I were Larry… http://itknowledgeexchange.techtarget.com/eye-on-oracle/if-i-were-larry/ A SearchOracle.com blog Thu, 24 Jan 2013 12:22:23 +0000 hourly 1 By: robert burr http://itknowledgeexchange.techtarget.com/eye-on-oracle/if-i-were-larry/#comment-1220 robert burr Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:12:06 +0000 http://eyeonoracle.blogs.techtarget.com/2007/09/26/if-i-were-larry/#comment-1220 the beatles had a wacky cartoon…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLy5tNBXA4U

]]> By: Jack Vaughan http://itknowledgeexchange.techtarget.com/eye-on-oracle/if-i-were-larry/#comment-1217 Jack Vaughan Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:50:58 +0000 http://eyeonoracle.blogs.techtarget.com/2007/09/26/if-i-were-larry/#comment-1217 Doesn’t anyone want to pursue Whirled Peas?

]]> By: Mark Brunelli http://itknowledgeexchange.techtarget.com/eye-on-oracle/if-i-were-larry/#comment-1219 Mark Brunelli Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:26:45 +0000 http://eyeonoracle.blogs.techtarget.com/2007/09/26/if-i-were-larry/#comment-1219 MC — I seem to remember reading about a Japanese company that was planning to build a space hotel, so your #5 may not be too far off.

And DJ, come on man, just having a little fun.

]]> By: DJ http://itknowledgeexchange.techtarget.com/eye-on-oracle/if-i-were-larry/#comment-1218 DJ Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:48:47 +0000 http://eyeonoracle.blogs.techtarget.com/2007/09/26/if-i-were-larry/#comment-1218 Pathetic!

]]> By: MC http://itknowledgeexchange.techtarget.com/eye-on-oracle/if-i-were-larry/#comment-1216 MC Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:29:32 +0000 http://eyeonoracle.blogs.techtarget.com/2007/09/26/if-i-were-larry/#comment-1216 Here’s what I’d do:
1) Buy an island and rig it with an adjustable elevation mechanism to adjust for rising ocean levels due to global warming.
2) Kidnap Arnie (Schwarzenegger) and Al (Gore) and force them to work as croupiers in hotel casino at #1 above.
3) Kidnap Britney, Lindsay and Paris and force them to work room service in hotel at #1 above.
4) Trash my yatch like Thomas Crown did in the movie and buy an even larger yatch. Just because I can.
5) Build a space hotel and hold Oracle World conferences up there. If this is not possible just stage it and generate another conspiracy theory.
6) Challenge Bill Gates to a caged, barb-wire enclosed, to the death Pay-Per-View wrestling match. Loser’s minions become winner’s servants. Loser’s company shares used to fund free Oracle 11g licensing program.
7) Develop vehicle that runs on discarded Oracle training manuals.

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