8 months ago I had my first child and I thought I would introduce him. His name is Mason and he is my future DBA. He loves to bang on the keyboard when I sit at the computer and I am holding him so I just know that he will be a natural. He hears me talking about work all the time so I am sure he is soaking in all things SQL Server. I bet by the time he is 12 he will be a better DBA then I am. Any way, here he is.