The Onion skewers Microsoft’s blue screen of death

For all the complaining people do about how Windows machines freeze up, crash and give us all these wacky error messages, we should thank our lucky stars that the problem is limited to PCs.

Imagine a world where it takes an hour and a half to watch one episode of “Scrubs,” you have to hold down the power, mute and number seven buttons on your remote control to reset your TV, and error messages like “Windows does not recognize the device ‘DVD Player’” pop up on your television.

Well, The Onion has. And it’s not pretty. But it’s hilarious.