Roundtrip tickets for two to Beijing for the Olympics: $3,300.
Hotel room (after post-building-boom price cuts): $150 per person.
Twenty-four meals over the course of your stay: $631.84
Image of the Windows Blue Screen of Death looming over Olympics Opening Ceremony: Priceless.
Kudos to those knuckleheads over at Gizmodo for their diligent work.